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Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

The Relapse

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

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Sometimes it is hard to recover fully without a relapse.
After a relapse, you can pinpoint your weaknesses and harden yourself against them to improve recovery potential.
For me…it was too late.

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New Plugin!

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

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I know what you’re saying, not another plugin!
There’s a difference this time.
This is a plugin that will benefit all programmers, it doesn’t matter what language or platform.
After installing this plugin, you are guaranteed to be free of user complaints, user errors, and possibly users.
Introducing the Cattle-Prod Plugin
Now, every time a user does something [...]

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Confessions of a Compulsive Redesigner

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

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[insert tongue in cheek]
“Hello everyone, my name is Dale…..and I’m a compulsive redesigner.”
“Hello, Dale.”
“Thanks, everyone. It’s good to be here.”
“So, when did you realize you had a problem?”
“Well, it all started when I began reading list posts and other blogs that featured some sweet tutorials. Just seeing those new plugins and design tips made me [...]

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