New Plugin!
I know what you’re saying, not another plugin!
There’s a difference this time.
This is a plugin that will benefit all programmers, it doesn’t matter what language or platform.
After installing this plugin, you are guaranteed to be free of user complaints, user errors, and possibly users.
Introducing the Cattle-Prod Plugin
Now, every time a user does something wrong or doesn’t follow directions, they will be shocked with a cattle-prod until they do it right!
That’s right!
The same instrument used to handle cows can now be used to curb unwanted behavior with the use of a usb cable and the Cattle-Prod Plugin.
Options
You can easily declare the intensity of the shock as well as time duration of the impalement for maximum results.
For example, a short yet highly explosive shock can ensure that the user will think twice before doing that again.
On the other hand, a long yet less intense charge can serve as an effective warning for first time offenders.
User tracking gives you the ability to track repeat offenders and give them an increased charge and longer time duration to achieve optimum conformance to what they’re supposed to do.
Flexibility
If you have proprietary software, the cattle-prod plugin can be easily ported to industry specific software or custom built applications.
Internet policy violators? Zap!
An employee that uses all caps? Zap!
Reduce training time for new recruits? Zap!
Reduce interoffice spam? Zap!
“I” before “E” except after “C”? Zap!!
The possibilities are endless.
Special IT Professional Edition
Don’t just limit the fun to software wrongdoers.
You can use this powerful plugin to zap whoever you want, whenever you want.
Loud talkers? Zap!
Gossip Queens? Zap!!
Cubicle Surfers? Zap!!!
The final version of the Cattle Prod Plugin will be available for download soon.
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